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Why was the eagle in handcuffs?

The police thought he was a flight risk!

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

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What do you say to comfort an English teacher?

They’re, there, their.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I’ve started growing herbs in my garden.

To help identify them I’m growing them in alphabetical order.

My neighbour asked me, “How do you find the time?”

I said, “Easy, it’s right here next to the sage.”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |