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Odd Doctor
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My doctor has an odd sense of humor.

When I broke my leg skiing he thought it was humerus.

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posted by "Marty" |
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A Fruit Tree
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My neighbor was afraid to grow a fruit tree.

I told him to grow a pear.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Going Out?
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A woman drove to a parking garage searching for an open space, but she found none.

Then she noticed a couple walking just ahead. She slowly pulled alongside them and rolled down her window. She called out hopefully, "Going out?"

"No," the man said, "we're just friends."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The Prime Minister
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When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying.

It’s Trudeau.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |