If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U-R-A-BUS!
"Mommy, Mommy, my lost parrot Enza has returned home!" "Oh Freddy, that's wonderful!, what happened?" "Well, my window was open and in flew Enza!"
I recently came into a lot of money... and that's why I got fired from the bank.
I dropped a bar of gold on my toe. Au!