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Our local tanning salon had an Olympic tanning contest...

First place got BRONZE!

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posted by "shopin55" |
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And the unexpected winner of the race was...

The Barber... however he did do a short cut.

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Why are perforations on a piece of paper a bad idea?

Because they're just tearable!

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posted by "zieglarnatta" |
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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can SCANDINAVIAN.

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posted by "max.oakes" |