puns jokes

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...

So I had to ground him...

He's doing better currently...

And conducting himself properly.

The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

A truck loaded with Vick’s VapoRub overturned on the highway.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.