puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

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posted by "merk" |
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During the Revolutionary War, England lost the battle of Saratoga because General Howe stayed in Philadelphia...

So they lost due to "lack of no Howe"!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A fly feels a bug on its back.

"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.

"I 'might' be," giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly..."

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |