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Favorite this joke Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars...
It's the bear minimum.
My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I texted him...
"If you tickle a man to death by accident... is it manslaughter???
Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"...
.... and not "griefcase."
A guy goes to a fish exhibit and sees the owner take out his wallet and place it on the nose of a carp in a fairly large pool.
The carp swims to the other end, transfers the wallet to another fish, and it swims back and gives the wallet back to the owner.
I was amazed as it was the first time I'd seen Carp-to-Carp Walleting!
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