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A man was putting up a knotty pine wall in the living room. His young son was curious.

“What are those holes for?” he asked.

“They’re knotholes,” replied the father.

“If they’re not holes,” the boy asked puzzled, “then what are they?”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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The doorbell rang and there was a little kid dressed as Gloria Gaynor...

At first I was afraid... Then I was petrified!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...

Heinz-sight is not 20/20!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route around?

R2Detour.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |