puns jokes

What do you call an extremely clingy alien?

A personal space invader.

My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. "

I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby.

Who’s the biggest in the family?

The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger.