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What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Her: "I don't even know what the cloning machine does?"

Me: "Well, that makes two of us."

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posted by "Stuart Page" |
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I made a graph of all my past relationships...

It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |