puns jokes

My cousin Jimmy was having a terrible time falling asleep unless he was lying on a pile of old magazines.

It turns out he had back issues.

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

Because he was on a roll.

A dentist married a manicurist...

They fought tooth and nail.

I was reading a book that was the color blue...

After I got to the last page was it considered RED.