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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Two guys walking on the beach found an old brass lamp. The first guy immediately started rubbing it and, sure enough, a Genie popped out! Before he could say anything at all, the Genie turned him into a crab.
The other guy was horrified and shouted, "Oh my gosh! Why did you do that?"
The Genie said, "Aww, he just rubbed me the wrong way."
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars walk into a bar.
They didn't planet that way.
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