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Called Pretty
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I got called pretty today...

The full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Selfie In the Shower
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...

He had selfie steam issues.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Last To Die
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When you die, which part of your body is LAST to die?

Your eyes... they dilate!

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posted by "Zach" |
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Put It On the Shopping List
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

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posted by "Chavez P" |