During the Revolutionary War, England lost the battle of Saratoga because General Howe stayed in Philadelphia...
So they lost due to "lack of no Howe"!
A fly feels a bug on its back.
"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.
"I 'might' be," giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly..."
Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
Why was the eagle in handcuffs?
The police thought he was a flight risk!