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Favorite this joke Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday...
I was like, "What the Hellmann?!?!"
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Two guys walking on the beach found an old brass lamp. The first guy immediately started rubbing it and, sure enough, a Genie popped out! Before he could say anything at all, the Genie turned him into a crab.
The other guy was horrified and shouted, "Oh my gosh! Why did you do that?"
The Genie said, "Aww, he just rubbed me the wrong way."
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