What kind of key opens a banana?
Nero was talking to his financial advisers in a Roman amphitheater.
"Why aren't we making any money from this building?" he said.
An advisor replied, "Because the lions are eating up all the prophets."
Why do Nuclear physicists have trouble concentrating on one project?
They have too many ions in the fire.
I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
I don’t know 'y'.