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I've just turned down a job delivering for my local fruit and veg shop.

They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate...

And we’ve been married for more than 20 years.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.

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Due to the quarantine...

I’ll only be telling inside jokes.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |