puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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I tripped on an ax, I fell and broke my tooth.

It wasn't intentional.

It was ax-dental.

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posted by "iamacutie" |
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I was in the supermarket the other day and suddenly I got hit in the head with a can of soda...

I'm so glad it was a soft drink!

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posted by "iamacutie" |
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I tried to flip my house last week...

All I got for it was three herniated discs!

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posted by "Stephen Vanderpool" |
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Velcro... what a rip off!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |