I've just turned down a job delivering for my local fruit and veg shop.
They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.
Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate...
And we’ve been married for more than 20 years.
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.
Due to the quarantine...
I’ll only be telling inside jokes.