If you refuse to go to sleep...
Does that mean you're resisting a rest?
My paper got ripped earlier...
I'm still torn up about it!
You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When...
- You ski uphill.
- You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked.
- You speed walk in your sleep.
- You answer the door before people knock.
When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused.
It must have been the delivery.