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Banana Key Opener
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What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why Aren't We Making Any Money?
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Nero was talking to his financial advisers in a Roman amphitheater.

"Why aren't we making any money from this building?" he said.

An advisor replied, "Because the lions are eating up all the prophets."

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Concentrating On One Project
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Why do Nuclear physicists have trouble concentrating on one project?

They have too many ions in the fire.

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Close Friends
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I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don’t know 'y'.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |