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I put my phone under my pillow last night.

When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place.

It was the Bluetooth Fairy.

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My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”

I replied, “No.”

She yelled back, "What about now?"

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My girlfriend just broke up with me for being too un-American...

But honestly, I saw it coming from a kilometer away.

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What do you call an all male, mathematics school?

A Man-U-fractioning facility.

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