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The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"

The miner replied, "Mine."

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I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined...

Wednesday is open Mike night!

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My twin brother called me from prison.

He said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”

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A customer recently shared with me about a little girl who boasted that she could beat her uncle in a footrace.

But as it turned out, he made it around the track twice before she made it around even once!

Isn't that a real niece lapper?

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