puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
3 votes

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

3 votes

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posted by "Chavez P" |
$50.00 won 8 votes
 

My GPS just told me to turn around...

Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

8 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist...

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

5 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "ELECTION " |
$9.00 won 6 votes

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

6 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chavez P" |