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I told my cat that I'm going to teach him to speak English.

He looked at me and said, "Me, How?"

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat...

Because it's cap-sized!

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posted by "danmug" |
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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a weekday.  

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posted by "greens52" |
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I'm absolutely heartbroken. My Wife just broke up with me over my chronic gambling addiction...

... But it's okay, I'll win her back.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |