The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"
The miner replied, "Mine."
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined...
Wednesday is open Mike night!
My twin brother called me from prison.
He said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”
A customer recently shared with me about a little girl who boasted that she could beat her uncle in a footrace.
But as it turned out, he made it around the track twice before she made it around even once!
Isn't that a real niece lapper?