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My Couch
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80% of my couch fell on my foot today...

...ouch!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Walkie-Talkie, Over
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Her: “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

Me: “Our relationship is what? Over.”

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Sprayed Deodorant
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Single Melon
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What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?

A 'Can’t-elope'!

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posted by "Njehia" |