puns jokes

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I don’t have a “dad bod”...

I have a father figure.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I'm sitting in a cafeteria next to a woman who was engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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I've just turned down a job delivering for my local fruit and veg shop.

They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate...

And we’ve been married for more than 20 years.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |