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Favorite this joke What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral.
My Uber driver really cares about my mental health.
Just this morning I got a message from him saying: “I’m here for you.”
There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently.
The government is still looking for the hacker.
I think they ran some where.
A little known fact:
Aesop used to moonlight as a waiter in a small restaurant in his home city. While taking orders one day, he heard a diner call out, "Hey Aesop, can you tell us the story of The Elephant and the Squirrel?"
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't," Aesop replied. "That's not my fable."
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