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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

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posted by "Chavez P" |

Turn Around

My GPS just told me to turn around...

Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist...

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

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posted by "ELECTION " |

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

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posted by "Chavez P" |