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Favorite this joke Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"...
.... and not "griefcase."
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A guy goes to a fish exhibit and sees the owner take out his wallet and place it on the nose of a carp in a fairly large pool.
The carp swims to the other end, transfers the wallet to another fish, and it swims back and gives the wallet back to the owner.
I was amazed as it was the first time I'd seen Carp-to-Carp Walleting!
I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, “I’m really hopeless at fishing and need some tips."
The man said, “Okay, can you hold the line?”
I said, “No.”
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I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"
I said, "Not at all."
He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."
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