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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?

A 'Can’t-elope'!

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posted by "Njehia" |
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!

I said, “Mark, my words!”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |