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Mortal Kombat Is A Church Song
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Did you know Mortal Kombat is based on an old Scandinavian church song?

It’s a Finnish hymn.

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My Wife Asked Me
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.

I said, “No, only for the next couple of hours.”

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A Lumberjack Keeps Track
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A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees.

"How do you know exactly how many" I replied.

“Easy, I keep a log..."

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Diet Advice Hotline
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"What Is The Phone Number For The Diet Advice Hotline?"

"ONE, EIGHT... and EIGHT... and EIGHT..."

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