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There was a guy that bet his friend he could name every single ingredient in a hotdog. Seeing as how he was drunk, his friend decides to take him on.

After some inaudible talk and a few loud outbursts, he inevitably lost. Needless to say, the ingredients he named weren't even in the BallPark.

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posted by "ChuckyP" |
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If you refuse to go to sleep...

Does that mean you're resisting a rest?

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posted by "macpro57" |
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My paper got ripped earlier...

I'm still torn up about it!

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When...

- You ski uphill.

- You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked.

- You speed walk in your sleep.

- You answer the door before people knock.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |