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Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.

Thereisnospacebar.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My landlord texted me saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.

I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Man: I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?

Little boy: I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.

Man: Why should I pay you so much?

Little boy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together...

At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |