puns jokes

The other day I held the door open for a clown.

It was a nice jester.

It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist...

But I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.

I'm really good at being lazy...

In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy, I should expect a-trophy.

I got a job working in a hay field.

After one day I bailed.