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A Herd of Sheep
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What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?

A lambslide.

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The Ant Man
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I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s.

I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…

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Bossy Birds
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How many parrots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They say “toucan do it.”

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My Career in Waiting
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As a college graduate, I don't intend to spend the rest of my life being a waiter.

But it puts food on the table.

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posted by "Grampy" |