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A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy."

Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well, damn.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |