The other day I held the door open for a clown.
It was a nice jester.
It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist...
But I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.
I'm really good at being lazy...
In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy, I should expect a-trophy.
I got a job working in a hay field.
After one day I bailed.