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Favorite this joke The mayor in my city just passed a law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week.
Well, it's not a law, it's more of a mandate.
A man vacationing in Africa stopped his fancy car in the middle of a large clearing in the jungle. While taking photos of the various animals passing by, a tired elephant came walking up from the other side. Noticing the car and mistaking it for a big black rock, the elephant sat on it.
What do you suppose happened next?
Well, everyone knows Mercedes Bends.
I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting.
I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture, they said “yes.”
There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19...
His name was Constant-Teen.
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