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$25.00 won 8 votes

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

I'm eggnogstic.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

Before crowbars were invented...

...most crows drank at home by themselves.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.

Now I'm homeless.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |