The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...
Before crowbars were invented...
...most crows drank at home by themselves.
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
Now I'm homeless.