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$25.00 won 8 votes

A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 9 votes
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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!

I said, “Mark, my words!”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can’t reach it for themselves.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?

"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |