puns jokes

There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently.

The government is still looking for the hacker.

I think they ran some where.

A little known fact:

Aesop used to moonlight as a waiter in a small restaurant in his home city. While taking orders one day, he heard a diner call out, "Hey Aesop, can you tell us the story of The Elephant and the Squirrel?"

"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't," Aesop replied. "That's not my fable."

The mayor in my city just passed a law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week.

Well, it's not a law, it's more of a mandate.