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What do you call it when your mother's sisters all gather at a funeral to avenge your death?

Vigil Aunties

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Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread?

It's a Pita Parka.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

"SUPPLIES!"

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Congratulations to me!

I just made my last mortgage payment...

I still owe like $262,000, I'm just not going to pay them any more.

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