puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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I have a phobia of German sausages...

Yes, I fear the wurst!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock. It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch? Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“

It was Greenwich Mean Time.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...

So I had to ground him...

He's doing better currently...

And conducting himself properly.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |