puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
$9.00 won 8 votes

As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind.

She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster.

She shouted, "Slow down, my calves are killing me!"

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$8.00 won 6 votes
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How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?

Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?

6 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

I once swallowed a dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

How do you compliment...

The Abominable Snowman?
Tell him he’s cool.

A secretary?
Tell her she’s really neat.

A boxer?
Tell him he’s a knock-out.

A surfer?
Tell her she’s swell.

A mail carrier?
Tell him he’s first class.

A demolition crew?
Tell them they did a bang-up job.

A witch?
Tell her she’s charming.

An astronaut?
Tell her she’s out of this world.

A right fielder?
Tell him he’s far-out.

Tell him he looks like a new man.

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |