What happened when the tortoise fell off the ledge?
It was a 'turtle wipe-out'!
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...
...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
"Everyone at work told me to stop making jokes about puns."
"Why is that?"
"Because none of them were punny!"
"Stop. Just stop now."
Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
He said: “Working from home.”