Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.
He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store...
Clothes, but no cigar.
A load of irons were stolen from a launderette...
Police want to do a press conference.