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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can SCANDINAVIAN.

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posted by "max.oakes" |
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What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A Tyrannochorus

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why was England once the geometry capital of the world?

Because it was originally settled by the Angles.

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posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
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Why did the man show up for jury duty with a towel and sunscreen?

Because when he called in to make sure he had to come downtown to serve, the jury coordinator told him to come prepared to stay all day in the jury pool.

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posted by "John F. Rudisill" |