puns jokes

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I found a vinyl record called "Sounds of the Wasps."

When I played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound like wasps."

I was right. I was playing the B-side.

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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My smoke detector needs a new 9 volt battery...

I always thought that was an odd voltage.

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posted by "MadMark" |
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A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |