puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
2 votes

"Hey Susan, which one of these paddles should I take to the lake?"

"Either oar..."

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "brooke27" |
3 votes

A man named Benny meets a genie who grants him three wishes. Benny wishes for a fine house, a beautiful wife, and a million dollars.

The genie grants his wishes, but warns him that can never shave his beard, or he will be turned into an urn. Benny enjoys his life for many years, but his lovely wife doesn't like his beard and asks him to shave it off. Though afraid of the genie's prophesy, Benny shaves his beard, and is immediately turned into an urn.

THE MORAL: A BENNY SHAVED IS A BENNY URNED!

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Writer Guy" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

12 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
2 votes

My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |