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Capital of North Carolina
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Joe: "I know the capital of North Carolina."

Sam: "Really?"

Joe: "No, Raleigh."

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What Do You Do?
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Her: What do you do?

Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: Not really, the cars are much faster.

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A Crazy Dream
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...

I was like 0mg!

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Knotholes
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A man was putting up a knotty pine wall in the living room. His young son was curious.

“What are those holes for?” he asked.

“They’re knotholes,” replied the father.

“If they’re not holes,” the boy asked puzzled, “then what are they?”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |