puns jokes

What might you call a honeybee which was able to escape a huge spider's web?

A Freebie

Geology rocks!

But Geography is where it's at!

Why did the watch make a quick trip to the dry cleaners?

It was pressed for time!

My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them.

I had to turn her in to the authorities....

For money laundering.