puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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My sister bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived.

The pages are all BLANK!!!

I have no words to express my outrage.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

Run to the Round House Nellie...

They can't CORNER you there!

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posted by "PastorMcCue" |
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My books all piled on top of me, I've only got my shelf to blame.

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posted by "wadejagz" |