puns jokes

If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

(p + l)(a + n) = pa+pn+la+ln

We just foiled your plan!

My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark.

It's becoming a night mare.

Whoever lost their iPhone outside the bar...

Please stop ringing my new phone!