puns jokes

I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.

The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."

I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It’s an autobiography.

If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.