puns jokes

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

Because he was on a roll.

A dentist married a manicurist...

They fought tooth and nail.

I was reading a book that was the color blue...

After I got to the last page was it considered RED.

What do you call a receipt for the transfer of a wind-powered boat?

Either a bill-of-sail or a sails-receipt.