puns jokes

I found a vinyl record called "Sounds of the Wasps."

When I played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound like wasps."

I was right. I was playing the B-side.

My smoke detector needs a new 9 volt battery...

I always thought that was an odd voltage.

A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May.