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I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

“You’ve given me one too many.”

“That one is a freebie.”

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A bunch of ellipses, a cylinder, and some lines are hanging around together talking:

The ellipses, “Hey, we’re leaves!”

The long cylinder, “And I’m a trunk.”

The lines, “I guess we’re branches.”

They arrange themselves accordingly. Euclid comes along, sits down next to the shapes, and asks what they are.

The shapes respond, “Gee, I’m a tree!”

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posted by "JCVD" |
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Why is 68 afraid of 70?

Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My son’s math teacher called him average...

I just think he’s mean.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |