I found a vinyl record called "Sounds of the Wasps."
When I played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound like wasps."
I was right. I was playing the B-side.
My smoke detector needs a new 9 volt battery...
I always thought that was an odd voltage.
A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?
He lost May.