puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
$8.00 won 8 votes

My friend couldn’t afford to pay his high water bill...

So I sent him a “Get 'Well' Soon” card.

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Stuart Page" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "Well, I’m a big metal fan."

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
3 votes

A woman was working in her yard with the weed whacker, when she accidentally cut off the tail of her cat.

She ran screaming into the house, and told her husband, wondering what to do.

He replied calmly, "Get the cat, and the tail, and we'll take them to Wal-Mart."

She was incredulous. "How could that possibly help?" she asked.

"Well," he replied, "they're the world's largest retailer."

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

Pirate: I have moles on me back aaarrrghh.

Doc: It's ok, they're benign.

Pirate: Count again, I think there be ten!

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |