A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy."
Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.
I was like well, damn.
I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting there doing nothing.