puns jokes

(p + l)(a + n) = pa+pn+la+ln

We just foiled your plan!

My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark.

It's becoming a night mare.

Whoever lost their iPhone outside the bar...

Please stop ringing my new phone!

I made a playlist for hiking. it has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.