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When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused.

It must have been the delivery.

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posted by "ERS" |
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Did you hear about the yogic guru who had a terrible toothache?

He wouldn't let the dentist give him any painkillers.

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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John: Do you know how big the world's biggest nose was?

David: Eleven inches

John: That's not very long.

David: If it was any longer, it would be a foot.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why don't bald men have keys?

It's because they don't have locks!

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posted by "Yvonne West" |