You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...
Because they usually can’t reach it for themselves.
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?
"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."
My pet mouse Elvis died today...
He was caught in a trap.
My wife and I just celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday.
It was the fastest birthday party we’ve ever had.