puns jokes

A dentist married a manicurist...

They fought tooth and nail.

I was reading a book that was the color blue...

After I got to the last page was it considered RED.

What do you call a receipt for the transfer of a wind-powered boat?

Either a bill-of-sail or a sails-receipt.

I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.

The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."