A dentist married a manicurist...
They fought tooth and nail.
I was reading a book that was the color blue...
After I got to the last page was it considered RED.
What do you call a receipt for the transfer of a wind-powered boat?
Either a bill-of-sail or a sails-receipt.
I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."