My art instructor complimented my painting of a ring-shaped reef island...
They said, “Not bad, not bad atoll.”
What do you call it when your mother's sisters all gather at a funeral to avenge your death?
Vigil Aunties
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread?
It's a Pita Parka.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"