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A dentist married a manicurist...

They fought tooth and nail.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I was reading a book that was the color blue...

After I got to the last page was it considered RED.

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posted by "Rolley Marvel" |
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What do you call a receipt for the transfer of a wind-powered boat?

Either a bill-of-sail or a sails-receipt.

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posted by "Devilr" |
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I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.

The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."

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posted by "I am innocent" |