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My pet mouse Elvis died today...

He was caught in a trap.

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My wife and I just celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday.

It was the fastest birthday party we’ve ever had.

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What should you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

Sea-kelp!

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I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I don't feel I'm fit enough for the job...

I’ve handed in my 'Too Weak' notice.

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