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Never Been Married
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I've never been married...

... but I've had a few near Mrs.!!!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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A Kids Meal
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I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today...

His mom got really angry!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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The Big Switch
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Clear the Kitchen Table
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My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start, but I made it!

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |