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$50.00 won 11 votes
 

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair...

I’ve heard nothing since.

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
5 votes

Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined, to have the car towed. As the morning wore on, however, my anger cooled, and I decided to give the driver another chance.

During lunchtime, I went outside and left this note on the driver's windshield:

"Please don't take my parking space. If you do, and your car disappears, don't say I never towed you!"

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posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?”

“Gladiator?”

“No, I really miss her.”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |