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Murphy: "What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers, and plastic bottles?"

Liam: "What?"

Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Just saw where the CEO of IKEA was elected President of Sweden.

It’s the first time a president ever needed an Allen wrench to assemble his cabinet.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game.

He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game.

The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Darn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going!"

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle.

She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.

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posted by "Dylyn" |