baby jokes

Saw the cutest TRIPLETS in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.
1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.
2nd one said: I WAS NOT.
3rd said: ME NEITHER!

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s office. “Why is your stomach so big?” he asks.

“I'm having a baby,” she replies.

“Is the baby in your stomach?” he asks, with his big eyes.

“Yes, it is.”

“Is it a good baby?”

“Oh, yes. A really good baby.”

Shocked and surprised, the little boy asks, “Then why did you eat him?”

What do triplets need more than single babies? More Womb!