sport jokes

Category: "Sport Jokes"
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"Hello 911, my wife passed out, but wait, I think she's starting to come to again."

(911) "What happened just before she passed out?"

"I asked her if she wanted to go out to dinner."

(911) "Then what happened?"

"She said, 'On a Monday night?' and then she passed out."

(911) "No worries then, she'll be fine. I get a rash of these calls when they cancel Monday night football."

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posted by "Marty" |
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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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posted by "manjinder" |
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Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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posted by "manjinder" |
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If a criminal sells illegal tennis rackets on the black market...

Does that make him guilty of racketeering?

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |