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What do you call a sold-out Demolition Derby event?

A smashing success!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A man has to take on up a sport at the advice of his doctor, so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his buddy asks him how he's doing.

"It's going fine," the man says, "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"

"Really? What happens then?" his friend asks enthusiastically.

"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My favorite baseball team keeps losing games, but they continue to have a T-Shirt Night, Cap Night, Bat Night, etc...

How about something new and exciting this season like a WINNING Night!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

They prefer cricket matches.

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posted by "manjinder" |