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The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there.

"Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History Department."

"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look."

He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered.

Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported.

"Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."

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posted by "Leibel" |
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At one point during a baseball game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What does the acronym NASCAR stand for?

Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Q: How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?

A: Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears.

Mike Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.

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posted by "samtrek" |