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Placed 1st Earned $50

We Found the Dr...

14 votes

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around...

Category Police Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 15 days ago


2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $650
  • 21 Jokes
  • 21 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

Modern Day Medi...

11 votes

Two young girls were reading when one girl said to the other, "I'm never having kids." "Why?" said the other. And the girl replied, "Because I heard they take 9 months to do...

Category Kid Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 14 days ago

Laugh and Enjoy Life

2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $196
  • 9 Jokes
  • 11 Followed By
  • 7 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

Upright Citizen

11 votes

A fellow was boasting about what a good citizen he was and what a refined, disciplined lifestyle he led. "I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't gamble, I don't cheat on my wife, I...

Category Misc Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 7 days ago


0 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $30
  • 4 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 1 Following
Placed 4th Earned $12

The Fowl-ible P...

4 votes

“One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that sh...

Category Holiday Jokes
4th place won $12
posted 11 days ago


87 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $284
  • 292 Jokes
  • 11 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

Good Old Days

3 votes

"What's your favorite childhood memory?" "Not paying bills."

Category Misc Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 2 days ago


9 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $308
  • 24 Jokes
  • 8 Followed By
  • 2 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

I Had to Try It

2 votes

My wife is vegetarian; she wanted me to try it. So I put salad dressing on my hamburger, not bad!

Category Misc Jokes
6th place won $9
posted 21 days ago


6 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $15
  • 20 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
  • 0 Following
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