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Professional Op...

3
17 votes

A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died." "But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient. "Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd di...

Category Doctor Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 7 days ago

mickey

5 jokes eligible to win
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  • 45 Jokes
  • 25 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

Sweet Markings

2
18 votes

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet... I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

2nd place won $25
posted 11 days ago

Mounika

2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $564
  • 16 Jokes
  • 4 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

Christmas Musi...

4
12 votes

What kind of music do Christmas elves like the best? Wrap music!

Category Holiday Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 12 days ago

Laugh and Enjoy Life

4 jokes eligible to win
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  • 32 Jokes
  • 18 Followed By
  • 28 Following
Placed 4th Earned $12

Flower Therapy

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8 votes

“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying. “Yeah, my wife and I had an argument,” I admitted. “I was going to buy her a doze...

4th place won $12
posted 17 days ago

sravanthi

3 jokes eligible to win
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  • 20 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

High Dive

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4 votes

When my daughter was little, we took a vacation to Florida. Seated on the airplane near the wing, I pointed out to Rhonda that we were above the ocean. "Can you see the water?" I a...

Category Kid Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 19 days ago

Mary

3 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $150
  • 12 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

Planning Ahead

0
4 votes

The day before my high school graduation, the principal called an assembly. He wanted to say farewell informally, he explained, as he reviewed our years together. There was har...

Category School Jokes
6th place won $9
posted 17 days ago

stee

3 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $374
  • 18 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 0 Following
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