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A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury.

One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?"

The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"

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Category Family Jokes
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posted 16 days ago

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At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. Everything quickly turned to chaos when a woman carrying a child...

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My friend dropped a box of Italian pastries on the floor. I cannoli imagine what he felt at that moment.

Category Puns
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posted 7 days ago

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A thief broke into my house last night... He started searching for money... So I woke up and searched with him.

Category Misc Jokes
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Ocean Leaks

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4 votes

Why doesn't the ocean leak? Because it has Seals.

Category Animal Jokes
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posted 8 days ago

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