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What A Clown

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11 votes

A man goes to a doctor. He says he is depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. He says he feels all alone in a threatening world, where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain...

Category Doctor Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 2 days ago

mickey

3 jokes eligible to win
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  • 28 Jokes
  • 22 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

The Cross Over

8
10 votes

Why did the hen cross the road? To find the rooster.

2nd place won $25
posted 3 days ago

Laugh and Enjoy Life

1 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $371
  • 13 Jokes
  • 13 Followed By
  • 13 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

The English Lan...

8
9 votes

1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furn...

3rd place won $15
posted 17 days ago

Leibel

5 jokes eligible to win
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  • 19 Jokes
  • 6 Followed By
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Placed 4th Earned $12

Time for A New...

5
7 votes

It's time for me to get a new masseuse... The one I have now just rubs me the wrong way!

4th place won $12
posted 18 days ago

MouthDiapers

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  • 19 Jokes
  • 4 Followed By
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Placed 5th Earned $10

Why Is the Food...

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3 votes

Husband: Why is the food cold and bland? Wife: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

5th place won $10
posted 4 days ago

ajokes

9 jokes eligible to win
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  • 29 Jokes
  • 9 Followed By
  • 2 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

Politically Cor...

2
3 votes

Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator. - My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job....

Category Animal Jokes
6th place won $9
posted 15 days ago

HENNE

85 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $335
  • 344 Jokes
  • 14 Followed By
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