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What's The Diff...

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11 votes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say, 'I hate my mother', a psychiatrist will ask, "Why do you say that?" Whereas a psychologist will s...

Category Doctor Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 15 days ago

mickey

3 jokes eligible to win
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  • 31 Jokes
  • 23 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

Hot Dog

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9 votes

What do you call a dog on the beach? A Hot Dog

Category Animal Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 15 days ago

Laugh and Enjoy Life

3 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $471
  • 18 Jokes
  • 13 Followed By
  • 13 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

A Great Rug

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8 votes

A woman walks into a store that sells expensive rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very emb...

Category Misc Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 7 days ago

Leibel

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  • 23 Jokes
  • 6 Followed By
  • 2 Following
Placed 4th Earned $12

Unattended Chil...

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3 votes

Sign seen upon entering a furniture store: Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten!

Category Family Jokes
4th place won $12
posted 13 days ago

barber7796

9 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $18
  • 16 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

Martha Stewart...

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3 votes

Martha's Way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the...

Category Food Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 16 days ago

HENNE

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Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $363
  • 374 Jokes
  • 14 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

It's in the Smi...

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2 votes

A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist.

Category Dentist Jokes
6th place won $9
posted 7 days ago

mlr9

9 jokes eligible to win
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  • 15 Jokes
  • 3 Followed By
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