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Two Shepherds

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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pa...

Category Animal Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 7 days ago

Mounika

1 jokes eligible to win
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  • 5 Jokes
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Placed 2nd Earned $25

Medical History

5
25 votes

Due to a job transfer, Brian moved from his hometown to New York City. Being that he had a very comprehensive health history, he brought along all of his medical paperwork when it...

Category Doctor Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 13 days ago

sravanthi

1 jokes eligible to win
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  • 3 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
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Placed 3rd Earned $15

Lying Miser

9
10 votes

The judge asked the defendant to please stand. "You are charged with cutting down a tree without having permission to do so, using a chain saw." From out in the gallery, a woman...

Category Judge Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 18 days ago

Leibel

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  • 29 Jokes
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Placed 4th Earned $12

Employee Motiva...

0
7 votes

The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I ‘m giving everyone a check for $...

Category Office Jokes
4th place won $12
posted 7 days ago

stee

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  • 3 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
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Placed 5th Earned $10

Grandpa's Salut...

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4 votes

"I think grandpa mistook his smart phone for an empty glass of wine." "Why do you say that?" "He just threw it in the fireplace."

Category Elderly Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 15 days ago

Marty

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  • 161 Jokes
  • 10 Followed By
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Placed 6th Earned $9

So That's How T...

2
3 votes

Wait, WHAT?!?! You mean to tell me that STRESS BALLS are not for throwing at people that STRESS ME OUT?

6th place won $9
posted 15 days ago

Eufaulasrguy

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  • 6 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
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