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A straight eyed and cross eyed guy bump into each other, and the cross eyed guy said to the straight eyed guy.

“Why don’t you look where you are going?"

The straight eyed guy responded to the cross eyed guy.

“Why don’t you go where... read more...

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Two Cows in a F...

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6 votes

On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field. The first cow said "mooo" and the second cow said "baaaaaa." The first cow was surprised and asked the sec...

Category Animal Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 10 days ago

Leogal

7 jokes eligible to win
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  • 49 Jokes
  • 6 Followed By
  • 3 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

How to get away...

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5 votes

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

Category School Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 4 days ago

ajokes

1 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $74
  • 4 Jokes
  • 2 Followed By
  • 2 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

School Ahead!

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5 votes

Teacher: Why are you late, John? John: Because of the sign down the road. Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late? John: The sign said 'School Ahead, Go SL...

Category School Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 4 days ago

ajokes

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  • 4 Jokes
  • 2 Followed By
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Placed 4th Earned $12

Problems with t...

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4 votes

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top...

Category Doctor Jokes
4th place won $12
posted 11 days ago

srinu

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  • 20 Jokes
  • 7 Followed By
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Placed 5th Earned $10

Apple or a Rose...

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4 votes

A Doctor and an Advocate loved the same girl. The Doctor gave her a rose daily and the advocate gave the girl an apple. The girl got confused and asked the Advocate, "There is a...

Category Doctor Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 11 days ago

mpatel

1 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $10
  • 1 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

It's All About...

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4 votes

A Grammar freak arrogant wife texts to her husband... You are as useless as "ueue" in the word Queue.

6th place won $9
posted 18 days ago

wildcats3333

7 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $147
  • 45 Jokes
  • 14 Followed By
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