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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say, 'I hate my mother', a psychiatrist will ask, "Why do you say that?" Whereas a psychologist will s...
A woman walks into a store that sells expensive rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very emb...
Martha's Way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the...
A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist.
A little boy called Ben was taken to the dentist. Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity, which needed filling. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling woul...
Patient: I have a problem doctor. I feel depressed and unhappy. Doctor: You should cut down on your drinking. Patient: I don't drink and have never touched a drop in my life...
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect...
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I find a HAPPY HOUR somewhere... By the time I leave, I LOOK JUST FINE!
My wife has been stressing the importance of punctuality to me recently. I made a point of picking her up early at the bridge club for the first time today. You should have see...
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