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Placed 1st Earned $50

Problem Explain...

13 votes

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU...

Category Doctor Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 19 days ago


2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $790
  • 26 Jokes
  • 21 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

Crossing the Ro...

9 votes

Why did the turtle cross the road? To slow down traffic.

Category Animal Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 3 days ago

Laugh and Enjoy Life

3 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $346
  • 12 Jokes
  • 13 Followed By
  • 13 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

Fleas In A Bar

4 votes

What do you call a flea in a bar? A bar-hopper!

3rd place won $15
posted 16 days ago


17 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $27
  • 19 Jokes
  • 4 Followed By
  • 9 Following
Placed 4th Earned $12

All in the Fami...

3 votes

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy,...

Category Family Jokes
4th place won $12
posted 13 days ago


9 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $277
  • 19 Jokes
  • 6 Followed By
  • 2 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

My Favorite Boo...

3 votes

What's your favorite book? My husband's checkbook.

5th place won $10
posted 11 days ago


8 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $348
  • 27 Jokes
  • 9 Followed By
  • 2 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

That Was Short

3 votes

A woman had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow," said her husband, "that was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"...

6th place won $9
posted 18 days ago


100 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $326
  • 338 Jokes
  • 13 Followed By
  • 0 Following
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