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I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper when a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?"

I didn’t know what to say. So I said, "Yes."

I then stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.

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Date Night

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10 votes

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea, "Why don't you send her flowe...

Category Love Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 17 days ago

Laugh and Enjoy Life

3 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $106
  • 6 Jokes
  • 6 Followed By
  • 7 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

First Hand Test...

3
9 votes

One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity dep...

2nd place won $25
posted 5 days ago

mickey

3 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $450
  • 17 Jokes
  • 17 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

Baby Turtle

5
7 votes

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He...

Category Animal Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 12 days ago

Leibel

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  • 10 Jokes
  • 5 Followed By
  • 2 Following
Placed 4th Earned $12

Marriage Number...

1
4 votes

I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married... I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

4th place won $12
posted 19 days ago

HENNE

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  • 256 Jokes
  • 11 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

A Daily Prayer

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4 votes

Lord, Give me coffee to change the things i can change... ... and wine to accept the things I can't.

Category Misc Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 4 days ago

ajokes

8 jokes eligible to win
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  • 22 Jokes
  • 8 Followed By
  • 2 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

The Final

2
3 votes

After studying all night for his zoology final, David, a senior, enters class confident that he will conquer the test. He takes his seat and looks around at all the panicked faces...

Category College Jokes
6th place won $9
posted 8 days ago

Roz

0 jokes eligible to win
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  • 4 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
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