knock knock jokes

Category: "Knock Knock Jokes"
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. He cracked open and out came a joke.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cracked
Cracked who?
Cracked Humpty Dumpty

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posted by "Amie Aristodemou" |
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Knock knock.
Who's there?

Look.
Look who?

Look to see who's there will you!

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posted by "Amie Aristodemou" |
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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Mikey!

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

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posted by "Pucks mom" |
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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

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posted by "T Hawk One" |