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A bear walks into a restaurant and says, "I want a grilled............... cheese please."

The waiter asks, "What's with the pause?"

The bear replies. "What do you mean, I'm a bear aren't I?

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posted by "ERS" |
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Q: How do you make a goldfish old?

A: Take away the g!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfway... after that he's running out!

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just roaming around the zoo.

The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty feet. Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming around the zoo. This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty feet high.

Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night."

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posted by "HENNE" |