What did the planet get in karate?
An asteroid belt!
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I've always wondered how cool it would be to go to outer space, the Doc said I need to find my inner space first!
Do you think there is intelligent life on Mars? Ask John.
I sure do, replied Bob; you don’t see them spending billions of dollars to come here, do you?
How can this be? Scientists say the world began with a Big Bang 13 billion years ago. All mankind got hit on the back of the head, and now astronomers see stars Millions of Light years away.