scifi jokes

Category: "Scifi Jokes"
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I found an ugly creature dead in my son's bedroom. My son said it was an alien brain sucker.

Apparently it starved to death.

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posted by "Marty" |
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First Martian: That girl over there rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?

Second Martian: If you were a real gentleman, you'd pick them and roll them back to her!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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What do you call the Oracle from The Matrix movie, without her guardian?

She's Sans Serif

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posted by "zieglarnatta" |
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Two aliens landed their spacecraft in a creek next to a rural farm. They disembarked the saucer, getting themselves soaked from the muddy water.

The first person the aliens saw was a ten year old boy fishing close by. The aliens said, "We want to see your leader but we don't know what to expect?"

The boy replied, "Well, I suspect you'll get grounded for two weeks for tracking mud in the house."

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posted by "Marty" |