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Two friends are in the living room. The wife of one of them is in the kitchen. "Sweetheart, please, can you hand us the bottle of whisky?" he says. And then, again, "Sweetheart, and two glasses please?"

The other man stares at him and says, "My gosh, how long have you been married?"

"Thirty years."

"Oh wow, and you still call her sweetheart?"

And the first whispers, "Well, I forgot what her name is!"

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posted by "Marco Brindo Alama" |
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It was so hot when we got married outdoors in August, we decided to turn on all the sprinklers to cool everyone off.

Everyone enjoyed our wetting ceremony!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Husband: Why is the food cold and bland?

Wife: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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posted by "ajokes" |
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My wife complained that i never take her anywhere...

I told her that's not true, we take a trip around the sun every year!

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posted by "ajokes" |