The Last 7 Jokes-A-Day Sent By E-mail

Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.93 / 166
One friend to another, “My new horse is very well-mannered.”
“That’s nice.”
“Yes, isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!”
#7510    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:Jan/22/2003    sent:May/25/2015


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.55 / 324
Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens."
#1596    
Thanks to: Thomas Raines - Portland - Oregon - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2001    pub.:Oct/18/2001    sent:May/24/2015


Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.81 / 201
Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
#3893    
Thanks to: gaga mike - kigali - Rwanda
rec.:Apr/2/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:May/23/2015


Ranking: 2.88 / 179
A drunken man walked up to a parking meter and puts in some change. The meter goes up to sixty and he says, "Hey, I lost 100 pounds!"
#10002    
Thanks to: Jodi - USA.
rec.:Jun/5/2003    pub.:Jul/10/2003    sent:May/22/2015


Ranking: 3.16 / 126
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all.”
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
#20030    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2009    pub.:Apr/7/2009    sent:May/21/2015


Ranking: 2.88 / 182
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
#1054    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/11/2001    pub.:Jun/11/2001    sent:May/20/2015


Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 3.05 / 140
This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for any one under seventeen years of age. He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted. “Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under seventeen and it has to be in the garage by eleven.” His father said.
#18792    
Thanks to: Barbara Miklos - evanston - il - USA.
rec.:Jan/29/2008    pub.:Jan/30/2008    sent:May/19/2015


 


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