The Last 7 Jokes-A-Day Sent By E-mail

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Category: Male Jokes
Ranking: 3.22 / 109
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race. 
Bill: How many people participated in it? 
Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Thanks to: Luis Escobar - Texas - USA.
rec.:May/5/2000    pub.:May/5/2000    sent:Apr/16/2014

Ranking: 3.01 / 128
A man is incomplete until he is married… then he is finished.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2005    pub.:Jun/28/2005    sent:Apr/15/2014

Category: Kid Jokes
Ranking: 3.19 / 102
Two kids were deciding what game to play. One said, “Let’s play doctor.”
“Good idea,” said the other. “You operate, and I’ll sue.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009    pub.:Sep/2/2009    sent:Apr/14/2014

Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 2.88 / 153
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three
times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he
wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you
Thanks to: ledonon - rieumes - France
rec.:Oct/28/2003    pub.:Oct/28/2003    sent:Apr/13/2014

Category: Doctors Jokes
Ranking: 2.95 / 146
Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in charge takes them all into a room and with a ball pen draws a door on the wall and asks each one of the patients to try and open the door for him as part of the test. Seven of them rushed out and attempted to open the door on the wall. The doctor was disappointed with the results but never the less call on the last one who was still sitting down and asked him why didn’t he stand up and try to open the door with the others. The eighth man replied: “because I was holding the key to the door”
Thanks to: Osagie Oziegbe - Warri - Delta state - Nigeria
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:May/7/2003    sent:Apr/12/2014

Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 2.85 / 204
One day while at her job as a bank loan officer, Patty Black, had a frog hop onto her desk and say, "I would like to apply for a lily-pad improvement loan." Patty looked incredulously at the frog and said, "I'm sorry, we don't loan money to frogs." To which the frog replied, "I have collateral," as he handed her a small ceramic trinket. Not wanting to be impolite, Patty said, "I don't know. I'll have to talk to the bank manager."

She walked back to the manager's office and said, "There is a frog out here, asking for a lily-pad improvement loan, and this trinket is all he has for collateral." The bank manager picked up the trinket and looked at it carefully. Then smiling he turned to Patty and said, "Why it's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan."

Thanks to: Kristen - USA.
rec.:May/5/2007    pub.:May/15/2007    sent:Apr/11/2014

Category: Teachers Jokes
Ranking: 3.22 / 127
Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of
Jonah: Here’s my paper
Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay
Lets hear what you wrote
Jonah: Game called off on account of rain

Thanks to: Aakash - India
rec.:Oct/8/2002    pub.:Dec/28/2002    sent:Apr/10/2014


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