The Last 7 Jokes-A-Day Sent By E-mail
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Category: Family Jokes
Ranking:
3.47 / 15
A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said "Can you give us a description of your attacker?
The snail said, "no, it all happened so fast!"
#22644
Thanks to:
den kirk - United Kingdom
rec.:Feb/22/2012 pub.:Mar/28/2013 sent:May/25/2013 |
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Category: Political Jokes
Ranking:
2.80 / 15
Q: Do politicians ever lie?
A: What do you think they get paid for?
#22592
Thanks to:
Joe G - Johnson City - TN - USA.
rec.:Feb/4/2012 pub.:Mar/28/2013 sent:May/24/2013 |
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Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking:
2.75 / 16
Q. What do you call a bug with manners?
A. A lady bug
#23458
Thanks to:
Chris Basica - Upland - Ca - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2013 pub.:May/7/2013 sent:May/23/2013 |
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Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking:
1.92 / 25
Q: If a one L-ama is a Tibet monk (Lama)
And a two L-ama is a South American pack animal? Llama? What is a three L-ama? A: A really big fire.
#22761
Thanks to:
El Cass - Smithfield - Va. - USA.
rec.:Apr/13/2012 pub.:May/7/2013 sent:May/22/2013 |
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Category: Airplane Jokes
Ranking:
3.86 / 340
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"
#18006
Thanks to:
Ozzy - United Kingdom
rec.:May/13/2007 pub.:Jun/12/2007 sent:May/21/2013 |
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Category: Farmer Jokes
Ranking:
3.81 / 334
This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head "yes". The men came up and talked to him and the farmer nodded his head "no”. Well this other man wondered why he nodded his head "yes" to the ladies and "no" to the men. Then, he went up to the farmer and asked him why. The farmer replied,” Well, when the ladies came up, they told me how pretty my wife's dress was and how pretty she looked. When the men came up, they asked,’ That mule for sale?'
#3136
Thanks to:
Brandi Kapfer - Memphis - MO - USA.
rec.:Feb/2/2002 pub.:Mar/6/2002 sent:May/20/2013 |
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Category: Rude Jokes
Ranking:
3.29 / 776
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested? PUPILS: A teacher.
#11203
Thanks to:
Olukosi David - ketu - lagos - Nigeria
rec.:Sep/30/2003 pub.:Oct/3/2003 sent:May/19/2013 |



