The Last 7 Jokes-A-Day Sent By E-mail



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Category: Doctors Jokes
Ranking: 3.30 / 74
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
#103    
Thanks to: Paulina A. Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/23/1998    pub.:Jul/23/1998    sent:Aug/30/2014


Ranking: 3.25 / 102
Ham and eggs: a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
#12163    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003    pub.:Dec/9/2003    sent:Aug/29/2014


Category: Judges Jokes
Ranking: 3.20 / 122
A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to 8 months jail term with an option of $200 fine by the judge. His defense lawyer knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking; “Your honor, my client can only afford $50, but if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd …

#17660    
Thanks to: amaikwu adaobi juliet - lagos - lagos - Nigeria
rec.:Jan/30/2007    pub.:Feb/5/2007    sent:Aug/28/2014


Category: Marriage Jokes
Ranking: 3.31 / 108
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman shouldn’t wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!'
#2701    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002    sent:Aug/27/2014


Category: Teachers Jokes
Ranking: 2.91 / 178
“How are you getting on with your exams?”
“Not bad. The questions are easy enough – it’s the answers I have trouble with!”
#12632    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Aug/26/2014


Ranking: 3.30 / 113
The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?" The liberal arts graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?" 
#530    
Thanks to: Neil Banana Peel
rec.:Dec/17/1999    pub.:Dec/17/1999    sent:Aug/25/2014


Ranking: 2.98 / 188
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he new the other two.
“Oh yes” he said. “They ‘re my friends.”
“In that case,” warned the officer, “you’d better get them out of here!”
“Yes, sir” the man replied, and he began rowing furiously
#16910    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2006    pub.:Jun/6/2006    sent:Aug/24/2014


 


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