The Last 7 Jokes-A-Day Sent By E-mail

Category: Baby Jokes
Ranking: 3.43 / 14
Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital?
It came out cordless!
Thanks to: L. Lee - USA.
rec.:Mar/12/2015    pub.:Apr/29/2015    sent:Jul/28/2015

Category: Computer Jokes
Ranking: 2.33 / 18
John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!
Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.
Thanks to: Joseph Bond - Australia
rec.:Apr/27/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015    sent:Jul/27/2015

Ranking: 3.26 / 106
Mo attends to a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Mo gets in line and, when it’s his turn the pastor asks, “Mo, what do you want me to pray about?” Mo says, “Pastor, I need you to pray for my hearing.” So the pastor puts one finger in Mo’s ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays for a while. He removes his hands and says, “Mo how’s your hearing now?” Mo says, “I don’t know pastor, it’s not until next Monday.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/31/2008    pub.:May/31/2008    sent:Jul/26/2015

Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.02 / 155
Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says "Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar". The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin "D-Con Rat Poison". The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass on the table and starts to leave. The first mouse says, "Where do you think you're going?”
"Time to go home and chase the cat”
Thanks to: Anton Wooldridge - Mankato - MN - USA.
rec.:Dec/28/2001    pub.:Dec/28/2001    sent:Jul/25/2015

Category: College Jokes
Ranking: 2.76 / 258
A college's student body is composed of the sons and daughters of the very rich who could not meet the academic requirements of any other college. Lo and behold, the college basketball team wins every game and dominates their league. All this success is due to one amazing player - a cross between Larry Bird and Michael Jordan.
This kid is terrific. The player and the team become the center of nationwide media attention. The student body is thrilled. Now, the NCAA goes to the college and asks for proof of this player's academic eligibility. The college administration promises such documentation in a few days. The faculty works night and day coaching the student for the crucial test.
The day of the public examination arrives, and the entire student body is there to support their star player. A professor stands, and announces the first question, "How much is five and two?" The student frowns in deep concentration - he thinks, he sweats, he shakes with effort. At last he shouts the answer, "SEVEN". The entire student body rises, and as a single voice, they cry. "Give him another chance. Give him another chance".
Thanks to: Tina Cook - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/1998    pub.:Mar/30/1998    sent:Jul/24/2015

Ranking: 3.05 / 142
At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, well, on my way to school I come cross this Apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples. I guess I eat about six, said little Johnny. No, said the teacher, it’s ate! Little Johnny said well it could've been eight I don't remember.
Thanks to: Michael - USA.
rec.:Jan/8/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Jul/23/2015

Ranking: 3.89 / 198
Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: - Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: - You good for nothing, I've been screaming for you to watch out, why didn't you? Jim answered him: - IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!
Thanks to: NobleMan - Yemen
rec.:Oct/24/2004    pub.:Nov/1/2004    sent:Jul/22/2015


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