The Last 7 Jokes-A-Day Sent By E-mail

Category: Doctors Jokes
Ranking: 3.80 / 15
" Doctor I keep stealing things"
" Take these tablets; if that doesn't work get me a flat screen TV."
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/2/2015    pub.:Apr/29/2015    sent:Sep/1/2015

Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.25 / 8
Q: Why does a Giraffe have long legs?
A: So that it can reach the ground.
Thanks to: Barry James - Australia
rec.:Dec/15/2014    pub.:Apr/7/2015    sent:Aug/31/2015

Ranking: 3.79 / 230
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnít mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Pettry amzanig huh?
Thanks to: Lynda Richman - Oxnard - CA - USA.
rec.:Mar/24/2004    pub.:Apr/12/2004    sent:Aug/30/2015

Ranking: 3.15 / 708
Who's there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!
Thanks to: Matt - Hammond - Indiana - USA.
rec.:Jul/26/2002    pub.:Oct/30/2002    sent:Aug/29/2015

Category: Gender Slam
Ranking: 3.91 / 257
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldnít drive.
No further testing is planned.
Thanks to: Caveman Etris - Cincinnati - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Jan/24/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Aug/28/2015

Ranking: 3.69 / 13
A magician was facing an unruly crowd as his tricks failed to impress them. To cheer them up, the magician said: 'could any one please give me an egg. For I shall show you a marvelous trick'
One at the last row shouted: 'If we had an egg with us, it would have reached you long before'
Thanks to: pradeep - India
rec.:Jan/23/2015    pub.:Apr/16/2015    sent:Aug/27/2015

Ranking: 3.19 / 16
Q. If a peacock lays 123 eggs a day how many eggs will there be in 456 days?

A. Peacocks don't lay eggs peahens do
Thanks to: Lucy Dreyer - USA.
rec.:Dec/27/2014    pub.:Apr/16/2015    sent:Aug/26/2015


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