Category: Judges Jokes

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Ranking: 2.44 / 85
“What is your occupation?” asked the judge.
“I’m a locksmith, your honor.”
“And what were you doing in the jeweler’s shop at three in the morning when the police officers entered?’
“ I was making a bolt for the door!”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Feb/15/2005

Ranking: 2.73 / 51
The millionaire was arrested for speeding and brought before the judge in a small community. When the judge offered him the alternative of paying a $10 fine or serving ten days in jail the millionaire decided to take the ten days. “But, my good man, you are wealthy,” said the judge, amazement ringing his face. “Why you should prefer ten days in jail to paying a $10 fine is beyond me.” “It’s like this, Judge,” the man explained. “Our chef left and my wife figures it’ll take that long to find a new one.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010    pub.:Apr/20/2010    sent:Jun/30/2010

Ranking: 2.21 / 73
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
Thanks to: Cuzzi - Michigan
rec.:Jun/1/2001    pub.:Jun/1/2001    sent:Jun/1/2001

Ranking: 1.91 / 82
A lawyer who was upset at the verdict that was handed down to his client at the end of the case said. “Your honor with all due respect I accept your ruling. But if it may please the Court sir I'd like to know just WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE!
Thanks to: Dr Ron Grassi - Jupiter - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jun/21/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:Dec/7/2009

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