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How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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Thanks to: Dan Swihart - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2000    pub.:Jul/28/2000    sent:Jul/28/2000


Ranking: 2.08 / 39
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Apr/13/2000    pub.:Apr/13/2000    sent:Apr/13/2000


Ranking: 1.74 / 39
How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 
472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.
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Thanks to: Hector S. - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Jul/31/2000    pub.:Jul/31/2000    sent:Jul/31/2000


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