It's been really hot this summer.

The other day I saw a robin pulling a worm out of the ground using potholders.

An elderly friend told about a nephew of his who became an orthopedic bone surgeon 50 years ago and moved to Colorado.

"Oh, where in Colorado did he move too?"

"I don't know but I'm sure it was at the base of a mountain that had a ski slope on it."

I was at the hardware store to get a duplicate of my car key made when the store clerk said, “You’re a model?”

It was exactly what a woman in her mid-30’s wanted to hear. “Well, no, I’m not,” I said, blushing. “But, I’m flattered that...“

He stopped me right there, pointed to my car keys and slowly repeated, “Year…and…model?”

A southern grandmother went with the family to visit Niagara falls.

She decided to order ten hot dogs from the restaurant for the extended family.

When her number was called she was given tea and a hot dog.

She told the lady that she had ordered ten hot dogs.

The lady said, that's what we gave you, tea and a hot dog.