Ranking: 3.00 / 23
Let's say there is a hundred dollar bill in the center of a room. In each of the corners there is a person. In one corner there is a Santa Claus; in another, the Easter Bunny; in another a smart Antartian and in the last a dumb Antartian. They all notice the hundred-dollar bill in the center of the room. They all make a dash for the bill... who gets to the bill first???
Answer: The dumb Antartian; the others don't exist!!
Thanks to: Jenn - Dallas - TX - USA.
rec.:Oct/10/1999 pub.:Oct/10/1999 sent:Oct/10/1999
Ranking: 2.92 / 25
An Antartian was standing in front of a soda machine muttering, "You're a dumb-looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button."
"What are you doing?" another Antartian asked.
The Antartian quickly pointed to the sign on the front of the machine that read "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE".
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Dec/13/2000 pub.:Dec/13/2000 sent:Dec/13/2000
Ranking: 2.92 / 24
Two Antartians were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.
"Hey," asked Bob, who was at the wheel, "any cops following us?"
Henry, his passenger, turned around and had a long look at the road behind them.
"Yeah, looks like it," he responded.
"Are his flashers on?" asked Bob.
Henry turned around again...
Thanks to: Yolanda Ortiz
rec.:Jul/16/1999 pub.:Jul/16/1999 sent:Jul/16/1999
Ranking: 2.60 / 35
Four Antartians were driving to Disneyland one day. Along the way they approached a sign that said 'Disneyland - left,' so they turned around and went home.
Thanks to: Thomas Rose
rec.:Sep/27/1999 pub.:Sep/27/1999 sent:Sep/27/1999