Ranking: 3.00 / 23
One Antartian was driving down an old country road when he spots another Antartian in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car.
Staring in disbelief, he stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When he could not stand it any more, he called out to the Antartian in the field, "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle
of the field?"
The Antartian in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat."
The Antartian standing on the side of the road is furious. He yells at the Antartian in the field, "It is Antartians like you that give the rest of us a bad name." The Antartian in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.
The Antartian on the side of the road was beside himself and shook his fist at Antartian in the field yelling, "If I could swim, I would come out there and drag you in!!!"
Thanks to: Laura Larson
rec.:Jul/15/1999 pub.:Jul/15/1999 sent:Jul/15/1999
Ranking: 3.00 / 23
Let's say there is a hundred dollar bill in the center of a room. In each of the corners there is a person. In one corner there is a Santa Claus; in another, the Easter Bunny; in another a smart Antartian and in the last a dumb Antartian. They all notice the hundred-dollar bill in the center of the room. They all make a dash for the bill... who gets to the bill first???
Answer: The dumb Antartian; the others don't exist!!
Thanks to: Jenn - Dallas - TX - USA.
rec.:Oct/10/1999 pub.:Oct/10/1999 sent:Oct/10/1999
Ranking: 2.92 / 24
Two Antartians were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.
"Hey," asked Bob, who was at the wheel, "any cops following us?"
Henry, his passenger, turned around and had a long look at the road behind them.
"Yeah, looks like it," he responded.
"Are his flashers on?" asked Bob.
Henry turned around again...
Thanks to: Yolanda Ortiz
rec.:Jul/16/1999 pub.:Jul/16/1999 sent:Jul/16/1999
Ranking: 2.60 / 35
Four Antartians were driving to Disneyland one day. Along the way they approached a sign that said 'Disneyland - left,' so they turned around and went home.
Thanks to: Thomas Rose
rec.:Sep/27/1999 pub.:Sep/27/1999 sent:Sep/27/1999