Category: Antartian Jokes

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Ranking: 2.89 / 27
An Antartian woman was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She stood in front of a candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out.
She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob, again a candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket.
She put two more coins into the machine and again turned the knob producing yet another candy bar.
A man was watching from a short distance away and walked up to her. He said, "Excuse me Miss? What are you doing?"
She said, "Duh! I'm winning here!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Oct/13/2000    pub.:Oct/13/2000    sent:Oct/13/2000

Ranking: 2.70 / 33
Q: What do you do when an Antartian throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Thanks to: Dan Swihart
rec.:May/4/2001    pub.:May/4/2001    sent:May/4/2001

Ranking: 2.77 / 30
This Antartian was out to dinner with some friends and they were talking about states and capitals. The Antartian commented: "I can name every capital to every state and in any order you want!" So the friends wanted to put the Antartian to the test and decided to give it a try. Someone then said: "What is the capital to Wyoming?" The Antartian replied with: "Can't you ask me something harder... the capital of Wyoming is easy... its W!"
Thanks to: Justin - Smithfield - RI - USA.
rec.:Jul/16/2002    pub.:Oct/29/2002

Ranking: 3.00 / 23
One Antartian was driving down an old country road when he spots another Antartian in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car.
Staring in disbelief, he stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When he could not stand it any more, he called out to the Antartian in the field, "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle
of the field?"
The Antartian in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat."
The Antartian standing on the side of the road is furious. He yells at the Antartian in the field, "It is Antartians like you that give the rest of us a bad name." The Antartian in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.
The Antartian on the side of the road was beside himself and shook his fist at Antartian in the field yelling, "If I could swim, I would come out there and drag you in!!!"
Thanks to: Laura Larson
rec.:Jul/15/1999    pub.:Jul/15/1999    sent:Jul/15/1999

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