Category: Antartian Jokes



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Ranking: 2.77 / 30
This Antartian was out to dinner with some friends and they were talking about states and capitals. The Antartian commented: "I can name every capital to every state and in any order you want!" So the friends wanted to put the Antartian to the test and decided to give it a try. Someone then said: "What is the capital to Wyoming?" The Antartian replied with: "Can't you ask me something harder... the capital of Wyoming is easy... its W!"
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Thanks to: Justin - Smithfield - RI - USA.
rec.:Jul/16/2002    pub.:Oct/29/2002


Ranking: 3.00 / 23
One Antartian was driving down an old country road when he spots another Antartian in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car.
Staring in disbelief, he stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When he could not stand it any more, he called out to the Antartian in the field, "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle
of the field?"
The Antartian in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat."
The Antartian standing on the side of the road is furious. He yells at the Antartian in the field, "It is Antartians like you that give the rest of us a bad name." The Antartian in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.
The Antartian on the side of the road was beside himself and shook his fist at Antartian in the field yelling, "If I could swim, I would come out there and drag you in!!!"
#386    
Thanks to: Laura Larson
rec.:Jul/15/1999    pub.:Jul/15/1999    sent:Jul/15/1999


Ranking: 2.92 / 24
Two Antartians were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.
"Hey," asked Bob, who was at the wheel, "any cops following us?"
Henry, his passenger, turned around and had a long look at the road behind them.
"Yeah, looks like it," he responded.
"Are his flashers on?" asked Bob.
Henry turned around again...
"Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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Thanks to: Yolanda Ortiz
rec.:Jul/16/1999    pub.:Jul/16/1999    sent:Jul/16/1999


Ranking: 2.60 / 35
Four Antartians were driving to Disneyland one day. Along the way they approached a sign that said 'Disneyland - left,' so they turned around and went home.
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Thanks to: Thomas Rose
rec.:Sep/27/1999    pub.:Sep/27/1999    sent:Sep/27/1999


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