Category: Antartian Jokes

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Ranking: 2.33 / 46
Two Antartians are walking along the highway together when one of them suddenly turns around and starts walking back. Antartian-2 runs back to catch up with the other and very curious asks, "Why did you turn around?" To that Antartian-1 replies, “There was a sign saying wrong way go back"
Thanks to: Andy - Australia
rec.:Jun/29/2004    pub.:Aug/3/2004    sent:Jan/2/2006

Ranking: 2.95 / 19
Q: What is it when an Antartian blows into another Antartian's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What did the Antartian say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "I wonder if it's mine?"

Q: Why shouldn't Antartian's have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Antartians at a four-way stop.

Q: How do you confuse an Antartian?
A: Give him a package of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order.
Thanks to: Cindy McBrady
rec.:Oct/3/1999    pub.:Oct/3/1999    sent:Oct/3/1999

Ranking: 2.14 / 56

This Antarctican family decided to color eggs for Easter.
They agreed to dye them all white.

Thanks to: mike keedy - bartow - florida - USA.
rec.:Nov/22/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Aug/18/2005

Ranking: 2.71 / 24
An Antartian goes into a souvenir shop and asks the man at the counter if he has any alligator skin shoes. The man said, "Yes, right over there on the shelf."
He walks over to the shelf and then back to the counter where the shop owner was sitting and says, "The shoes cost too much." The shop owner says, "Well, go and see if you can find some cheaper." The Antartian leaves the store.
The shop owner, on his way home, notices a dead alligator by the swamp. He pulls over, walks to the swamp and notices the Antartian standing in the middle of the swamp. The man asks him what he is doing in the swamp; about that time the shop owner sees a giant alligator coming up behind the Antartian. The alligator and the man go under the water. The Antartian comes up and drags the alligator to the shore. He looks at the alligator's feet and says, "This one doesn't have any shoes either."
Thanks to: aj_softball_33 - kershaw - South Carolina - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/1999    pub.:Jun/6/1999    sent:Jun/6/1999

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