Ranking: 2.91 / 67
An Antartian is standing at a vending machine putting money in the slot and collecting can after can after can of Coke. A bloke behind her is getting more and more impatient. 'For Christ's sake, hurry up!' he says. And she replies, 'Can't you see I'm winning?'
Thanks to: Fred Durst - Singer - C.A - USA.
rec.:Jan/30/2001 pub.:Jan/30/2001 sent:Dec/29/2008
Ranking: 3.55 / 31
An Antartian woman visited a psychic of some local repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the Antartian stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:
"Will I be acquitted?"
Thanks to: Julie - Chicago
rec.:Dec/5/2000 pub.:Dec/5/2000 sent:Dec/5/2000
Ranking: 3.30 / 37
An Antartian was taking a tour of a national park. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The Antartian exclaimed, "Wow. I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/21/2000 pub.:May/21/2000 sent:May/21/2000
Ranking: 3.28 / 36
There's this Antartian out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees another Antartian
on the opposite bank. "Hellooo!" he yells, "How do I get to the other side?"
The second Antartian looks up the river then down the river then shouts back,
"You are on the other side."
Thanks to: Milman Parry
rec.:Sep/7/2000 pub.:Sep/7/2000 sent:Sep/7/2000