Ranking: 3.36 / 28
Two Antartians, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch."
Thanks to: Big Hurt - Houston - TX
rec.:Mar/15/2001 pub.:Mar/15/2001 sent:Mar/15/2001
Ranking: 2.93 / 44
Returning home from work, an Antartian was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
Thanks to: Josh Larson - Montoursville - PA - USA.
rec.:May/29/2000 pub.:May/29/2000 sent:May/29/2000
Ranking: 3.06 / 36
A group of Antarticans walk into a bar and they seem to be celebrating something. All of them are repeating "32 days, 32 days" with much excitement. The bartender being curious asks, "What's so special about 32 days?" "Well," One of the blonds said, "We just finished putting a puzzle together, it only took us 32 days, and the box said 3-4 years!
Thanks to: Mina
rec.:Feb/4/2000 pub.:Feb/4/2000 sent:Feb/4/2000
Ranking: 2.92 / 39
An Antartian walked up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket.
"Where to?" asked the smiling ticket agent. The Antartian rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/22/2000 pub.:May/22/2000 sent:May/22/2000