Category: Antartian Jokes

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Ranking: 3.17 / 29
Why did the Antartian stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said, "concentrate.
Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:Dec/3/2000    pub.:Dec/3/2000    sent:Dec/3/2000

Ranking: 3.27 / 26
A young Antartian, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes
but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.
"I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the Antartian standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.
"Oh, no!" the Antartian shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Thanks to: Laura Riedlinger
rec.:Dec/5/1999    pub.:Dec/5/1999    sent:Dec/5/1999

Ranking: 2.94 / 36
One day an Antartian buys a new Mercedes. She heads out on the freeway to try it out and cruises up to about 100 mph. As she was next to a big truck, she cuts him off. He yells at her to pull over, and, obviously not thinking, she does. He draws a circle on the road with chalk and tells her to stay there. He takes a knife and scratches her car and pops the tires. Then he yells to the Antartian, "How do ya like that?" She answers, "While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Thanks to: Choo Choo Train - Henderson - Nevada - USA.
rec.:Jun/7/1999    pub.:Jun/7/1999    sent:Jun/7/1999

Ranking: 3.07 / 30
Q. What's the easiest way to drown an Antartican?
A. Write scratch n' sniff on the bottom of the pool.
Thanks to: Cheese - Jonesboro - Arkansas - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2000    pub.:Jan/26/2000    sent:Jan/26/2000

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