A man jumps from a plane and as he descends pulls his parachute only nothing happens so he pulls his reserve and still no luck so as he contemplates flapping his arms like a bird when he spies a man coming up towards him.
Calling out to the man “DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?”
The other man replies “NO! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAS COOKERS?”
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