Category: Pickup Jokes
Ranking: 3.72 / 428
Guy: Havenít I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, thatís why I donít go there anymore.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/27/2006 pub.:Apr/27/2006 sent:Feb/11/2014
Ranking: 3.37 / 449
Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
Thanks to: Spaz Gonzales - Arizona - USA.
rec.:Jan/16/2003 pub.:Jan/21/2003 sent:Jul/23/2008
Ranking: 3.18 / 251
If you had 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror;
You would see the twelve most gorgeous things in the world.
Thanks to: buckwheat - fayetteville - AR - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:Jun/13/2012