Category: Pickup Jokes

Guy: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

If you had 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror;
You would see the twelve most gorgeous things in the world.

When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Cause I want to be there for you,
I am selling tissues,buy one get one free