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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 22
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 559.00
$25.00 won 13 votes

My five-year-old son is crazy about cars so I took him to his first car show. He loved seeing all the different models and brands and gushed over the big engines, the colors, and even the wheels. But the car he was most impressed with was a hearse.

“Mom!” he shouted. “Look at all this storage!”

13 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$12.00 won 11 votes

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.

Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.

When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”

11 votes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$50.00 won 18 votes

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand and hand these days. I wasn’t surprised when one of my daughter’s friends showed me a delicate little Japanese symbol on her hip. "Please don’t tell my parents," she begged.

"I won’t," I promised. "You're 18 now, so I guess it's your choice. By the way, what does that stand for?"

"Honesty," she said.

18 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$50.00 won 19 votes

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

19 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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