Category: Military Jokes



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Ranking: 2.79 / 78
During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said "you are all wrong, the army is now your home".
Back at the barracks, he read the evening duties, then asked the first sergeant if he had anything to say "you bet I do" the sergeant replied, "men, while you were gone today, I found beds improperly made, clothes not hanging correctly, shoes not shined and footlockers a mess. Where do you think you are? Home?

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Thanks to: mabel ronnie - yenagoa - bayelsa - Nigeria
rec.:Jul/15/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/3/2004


Ranking: 2.86 / 58
What are the 3 most dangerous sayings in the Navy???

1. An Ensign saying "I learned this at the Academy"
2. A Lieutenant saying "Based on my experience"
3. A Navy Chief saying "Hey, watch this"
#20706    
Thanks to: Doug Nielsen - Guam
rec.:Dec/10/2009    pub.:Jan/4/2010    sent:Jun/1/2010


Ranking: 2.85 / 59
Sergeant: Private, I think the enemy soldiers are hiding in the wood. I want you to go in there and flush them out for us.
Private: Okay, sir, but if you see a bunch of guys running out the woods, don’t shoot the one in front.
#18147    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007    sent:Aug/18/2007


Ranking: 2.24 / 134
Said the officer to the soldier, "Private, why did you salute that refrigerator?"
The soldier replied, "Because it was General Electric."
"And that jeep?" the officer asked.
Replied the soldier, "Because it was General Motors."
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Thanks to: Oritz-Tio Family - Geneva - Switzerland
rec.:Aug/1/1999    pub.:Aug/1/1999    sent:Aug/1/1999


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