Sergeant: Private, I think the enemy soldiers are hiding in the wood. I want you to go in there and flush them out for us.
Private: Okay, sir, but if you see a bunch of guys running out the woods, don’t shoot the one in front.
#18147
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007 pub.:Jun/22/2007 sent:Aug/18/2007
Ranking:
2.78 / 55
What are the 3 most dangerous sayings in the Navy???
1. An Ensign saying "I learned this at the Academy"
2. A Lieutenant saying "Based on my experience"
3. A Navy Chief saying "Hey, watch this"
#20706
Thanks to:
Doug Nielsen - Guam
rec.:Dec/10/2009 pub.:Jan/4/2010 sent:Jun/1/2010
Ranking:
2.25 / 131
Said the officer to the soldier, "Private, why did you salute that refrigerator?"
The soldier replied, "Because it was General Electric."
"And that jeep?" the officer asked.
Replied the soldier, "Because it was General Motors."
#402
Thanks to:
Oritz-Tio Family - Geneva - Switzerland
rec.:Aug/1/1999 pub.:Aug/1/1999 sent:Aug/1/1999
Ranking:
2.66 / 59
Sergeant (to new recruit): What were you before you joined the army?
New Recruit: Happy, Sergeant.
#19994
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009 pub.:Mar/30/2009 sent:Feb/8/2010
