Category: Lightbulbs Jokes

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Ranking: 3.19 / 111

Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just change the standard to DARK.

#16940

Thanks to: Richard Aristegui - Charleston - SC - USA.
rec.:Jun/16/2006 pub.:Jun/26/2006 sent:Jul/6/2006

Ranking: 3.21 / 100

Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.

#14001

Thanks to: Zack - Honololu - Hawaii - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Oct/9/2004 pub.:Oct/14/2004 sent:Nov/20/2005

Ranking: 2.73 / 79

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but that light bulb really has to want to change!

#17538

Thanks to: Les C - Tulsa - OK - USA.
rec.:Dec/20/2006 pub.:Feb/5/2007 sent:Sep/5/2007

Ranking: 2.62 / 76

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. They can't do it, it's a hardware problem.

#3752

Thanks to: Alex Hatch - Holbrook - AZ - USA.
rec.:Mar/21/2002 pub.:Mar/24/2002

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