Category: Lightbulbs Jokes



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Ranking: 3.21 / 121
Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.
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Thanks to: Zack - Honololu - Hawaii - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Oct/9/2004    pub.:Oct/14/2004    sent:Nov/20/2005


Ranking: 3.16 / 129
Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just change the standard to DARK.
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Thanks to: Richard Aristegui - Charleston - SC - USA.
rec.:Jun/16/2006    pub.:Jun/26/2006    sent:Jul/6/2006


Ranking: 2.84 / 126
Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but that light bulb really has to want to change!
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Thanks to: Les C - Tulsa - OK - USA.
rec.:Dec/20/2006    pub.:Feb/5/2007    sent:Jan/30/2012


Ranking: 2.88 / 92
Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. They can't do it, it's a hardware problem.
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Thanks to: Alex Hatch - Holbrook - AZ - USA.
rec.:Mar/21/2002    pub.:Mar/24/2002


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