As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...
Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.
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My credit is so bad, I received a credit card offer that was PRE-DECLINED.
Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.
Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.
Fine, maybe I had a pizza.
Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...
He was picking his nose.