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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 49
# of followers : 7
# of following: 14
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 163.00
$7.00 won 5 votes

As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...

Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.

5 votes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$8.00 won 5 votes

My credit is so bad, I received a credit card offer that was PRE-DECLINED.

5 votes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.

Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.

Fine, maybe I had a pizza.

Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!

2 votes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$6.00 won 3 votes

Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...

He was picking his nose.

3 votes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |