Category: College Jokes

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Ranking: 2.52 / 115
A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!”
“That is very nice,” muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:May/12/2006

Ranking: 2.75 / 73
College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them – and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one student indignantly.
“What’s it taste like?” asked the cook.”
“Then it’s apple pie – the plum pie tastes like soap.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2003    pub.:Apr/7/2003

Ranking: 2.20 / 130
Q: What do college students and deer have in common?
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Thanks to: eri_gri05 - New York - USA.
rec.:Nov/2/2001    pub.:Dec/5/2001

Ranking: 2.26 / 101
A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.
"An old flame? I asked.
He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002

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