Category: Airplane Jokes



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Ranking: 3.03 / 152
Why is the mistletoe hanging over the baggage counter?” asked the airline passenger, amid the holiday rush. The clerk replied, “It’s so you can kiss your luggage good-bye.”
#16827    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Oct/13/2010


Ranking: 2.74 / 243
Three old pilots are walking on the ramp. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Lest go get a beer.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/2003    pub.:Oct/13/2003    sent:Mar/5/2013


Ranking: 3.04 / 128
Pilot: Control tower, what time is it?
Control tower: What airline is this?
Pilot: What difference does that make?
Control tower: Well if it is UA, it is 6:00p.m.; if it is TWA, it is 1800 hours; if it is Ozark, the big hand is on the…..”
#15405    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005    pub.:Jun/24/2005    sent:Oct/29/2011


Ranking: 2.53 / 338
“I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, won’t you?
“All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002    sent:Sep/7/2013


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