A man went to the airline counter. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, do you have reservations?" He replied, "Reservations? Of course I have reservations, but I'm flying anyway."
anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/24/2004 pub.:Apr/12/2004 sent:Nov/9/2007
3.18 / 50
It was dinner time on a British Airways flight from London to New York. As the flight attendant moved down the plane, she asked one of the passengers: “Would you like dinner?” “What are my choices?” asked the passenger. “Yes or No,” replied the attendant
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013 pub.:Sep/27/2013 sent:Jan/27/2015
2.57 / 107
In 1940 two men were flying from New York to Los Angeles on what was then a new DC-3. The left New York and when they landed in Philadelphia, a red truck drove up to put fuel into the wing.
A little while later, they landed in Pittsburgh and, again, a red truck pulled up to fill the tanks with fuel.
Each time they landed to discharge or take on passengers, a red truck would pull up and add fuel to the tanks. Finally, after landing in Kansas City and seeing truck pull up again, one said to the other, "we sure are making good time."
Said the other, "yes, we are, and so is that red truck!"
Steve Smith - USA.
rec.:Jan/7/2005 pub.:Jan/13/2005 sent:Apr/24/2005
2.42 / 105
Q: If you are flying in an airplane and it gets on fire where do you come out?
A: In the news.
airplane on fire - costamesa - california - USA.