Category: Musician Jokes

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Ranking: 3.02 / 46
The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.” The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.” The man replied, “I know, but our neighbors did.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/24/2006    pub.:Apr/24/2006    sent:Jul/22/2006

Ranking: 2.48 / 105
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad says, “I am sorry -- can’t have it both ways.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Jan/9/2004

Ranking: 2.29 / 72
Tony was a pianist and was practicing late one night. There was a tap on the door, when he opened it his landlord was standing outside the door. He asked; “do you know there is a sick lady upstairs?"
Tony answered, “no, I haven’t heard that song. Can you please hum it a little?"
Thanks to: folowosele oluwafemi samuel - ado-ekiti - ekiti state - Nigeria
rec.:Sep/17/2007    pub.:Oct/26/2007    sent:Dec/22/2009

Ranking: 2.68 / 38
The choir had just come out of rehearsal. “Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?” Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member, David Grey. “Yes, I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill time,” said David. Mr. Harris nodded, “You certainly have a fine weapon.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Jul/15/2006

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