Category: Musician Jokes



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Ranking: 2.92 / 13
A man walks into a piano store and says, "I would like to buy a hairy piano." Perplexed, the sales clerk asked, "Why do you want a hairy piano?!" Nonchalantly, the customer responded, "Well, the last piano store only had Baldwins."
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Thanks to: Zane Kirkpatrick - USA.
rec.:May/23/2013    pub.:Jul/1/2013


Ranking: 1.74 / 57
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Jul/23/2006


Ranking: 1.58 / 81
This fellow was a very good harp player and wound up playing a gig in San Francisco, at a pub named Sam Fran's Disco. When his gig was up and he returned home, he found out he had forgotten his harp. When he told his wife he had to go right back, she wanted to know why. He said, "Because I left my harp in Sam Fran's Disco".
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Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Nepean (Ottawa) - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Jul/6/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Dec/10/2007


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